- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
August 2012
communismkillsitonthedancefloor:
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
July 2012
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- No one: So how do you balance being a father and a husband with being an athlete?
So much sex on the Olympics right now
Cannot.
Trying to get my birth control refilled is a pain in the ass.