So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
kwieta: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity
We Are Golden: I AM a Disney Princess! →
michellelala: Welp. Jenny and I were at Goodwill, and I found a hideous dress, so naturally…I tried it on for kicks and giggles. So it all started with this: And THEN it became this: …and this: …and this: …and this: …and for the love of God, this: …and look! I even got a new…
So, the USA is now officially the USSA?
antisocial-socialist: United Soviet States of America.
Can you imagine if dogs were as fixated (and...
Dog: I'm not breedist, but...
Dog: You know you're pretty civilized and well-trained. I mean, for a pit bull. No offense. ...WHAT, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT!
Dog: Hey, you're a Collie, right? So you're good at herding, right?
Dog: I freaking hate Bichons, but damn their bitches are fine.
Dog: It's because I'm a Chow, isn't it?
Dog: I knew it. As soon as those Great Danes moved in next door, bam - our property values went right down.
Dog: Freaking illegal chihuahuas, crossing the border, having their puppies here! I bet you anything that the tags they're wearing? Completely forged.
Dog: I know it's a part of their culture, but, like...I don't know, it just really creeps me out the way English Sheepdogs keep their eyes all covered up. I mean, like, they're just so obviously oppressed, not like us. At least we Shetland Sheepdogs are treated equally, you know? Like they should just all get shaves, all of them, so at least they're free, y'know?
Dog: Hey, bulldog. You know we saved your asses in World War II, right?
Dog: Hey, poodle. You know we saved your asses in World War II, right?
Dog: Hey, dachschund. You know we kicked your asses in World War II, right?
Dog: Hey, Shiba Inu. You know we kicked your asses in World War II, right? Looking kawaii, though.
Dog: *Gives birth to litter of black Scottish Terriers, prompty disowned by white Westie relatives and friends*
Dog: Yeah, but - at least Golden Retrievers LOOK like us, y'know? Anyone with floppy ears is okay in my book, it's the pointed ears you gotta watch out for.
Dog: Wait, if you're from Africa...why are you a Great Pyrenees?
Dog: Oh my dog, Fluffy, you can't just ask dogs why they're Pyrenees!
Dog: *Sees a Dalmatian walking toward them; crosses the street in order to NOT sniff their butt*
Dog: Afghans are violent barbarians who just hate freedom.
Dog: Gay or just a Maltese Terrier? Hard to tell the difference.
Dog: A pug who's good at fetch? Haha, that'll be the day.
Dog: You only like Beethoven because he's a St. Bernard like you.
Dog: I just worry about our safety with a Bassett Hound living in the house. You know how they are. I mean at least a Husky would be a real bro and be able to reach the treat jar.
Dog: We don't take kindly to terriers around these parts.
Dog: Have you noticed how many corgis come to this park now? I swear to dog, it's like I'm not even in my own country anymore.
Dog: But I'm not breedist.
Dog: I don't see breed.
Using Twitter like its Tumblr. Not sure if people...
inacalicodress replied to your photo: If only I were a crazy girlfriend…. Find my… i don’t like this It was a really cool idea at the time. until i thought about how to abuse it. but you can hide yourself. but why would you hide yourself dear?? huh? What are you doing that you have to hide yourself?! Who are you with! I CANT TRUST YOU ANYMORE!!!111!!
I laughed WAY too hard at this. like I choked on...
Me: AHAHA OMG THE DOG a jfdlkajkda SPANISH jfdlajfdlaskjhfiew SO FUNNY
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
brinydeep: homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos but who’s really missing out here
Anonymously describe me in an essay in the...
awidesetvagina: when you think about it, the song ‘let the bodies hit the floor” is really just a darker version of ‘it’s raining men’
"Welcome to Sesame Street. Today's word is...
ajlove replied to your post: Update on my life Quick response: I’m so glad you have a roommate and are happy with Andrew. I’m extremely sorry for your grandmother/family during this time and I’ll keep her in my thoughts! And, I feel the exact same way about leaving Brad if he gets this new job Thanks! you’re a great friend :) and you understand me so well.
Update on my life
I said I would try to say more happy things on here: life is good. I love living with Andrew. We might go hiking the Appalachian Trail for a few days next week! I reallly really want to. Its a cheaper option compared to a bed and breakfast in the mountains (i also wanna do this but i’m cheap) Financial aid is being processed FINALLY (long and boring story) I have a roommate for next...
Professors are recruited and paid on their academic reputations, not whether...– On today’s Fresh Air, what’s driving college costs higher. (via nprfreshair)